Wow, so you're the gal to have along on a visit to a crime scene. I'll bear that in mind. As far as Alternative Light Sources go... well, there's my desk lamp and my bedside lamp. But I don't imagine that's what you refer to.
See I was more invested in Angel than Buffy for a while, and Pregnant!Belly-dancing!Cordy was too much for my little heart to take. Luckily Buffy Season 7 was enough to counteract the damaging effects of that particular outfit, and indeed the preceeding Long Fur-lined Coat of Doom. Oh, and Angelus. What a disappointment. If he's only going to kill demons on-screen, they might has well slap his soul back on and call him Angel, which wasn't the point at all. Remember the sign he made for Faith? With spray-paint? When he made signs for Buffy, he used gypsy blood. Those were the days, I tell you. The days.
The fine line is the line where I want to protect both you and the books. I think the pages might be digested, but is consuming that much ink really the way to a longer, healthier life? You might get black hair and eyes like Evil!Willow, and that just leads to varicose veins. And you are vegetarian - what if the books are leather-bound? We could not allow it. I must save you from yourself.
Nina's cage was the Ritz compared to Justine's. Plus, there'll be no gags or manacles, which I seem to recall were a feature of Justine's imprisonment. You can even have internet access, though I'll block amazon in case you get the bright idea to have books delivered to you through the barred window. I've thought of every angle.
You are very good. You deserve presents and chocolate, and there will be much of both in your cage. Not as tasty as books, but just as filling. :)
I don't know, might be a problem when I throw up and faint on the body, but if it was just a matter of ALS's I'd so be there. ALS's mean a blue light that you look at through an orange plexiglass thingy, and they show up all sorts of interesting things that normal light doesn't show up.
I was more invested in Angel s4 than Buffy s7 because Buffy s7 mostly sort of sucked, apart from Andrew. Pregnant!Belly-dancing!Cordelia was too much for anyone to take. And how could they not just *tell* that she was evil when she descended the stairs in that evilwear!gown, bought from soyouveturnedevil.com? I mean seriously, she might as well have had a big neon sign flashing "EVIL!" over her head. Angelus was a wuss, yes, I agree. But it was better than Buffy and her "everyone sucks but me and my Spikeykins. You can all die for the greater good, except my Spikeykins who I wuv." F*** that s***. Anyway, yes, s7 did not fulfil me, so I turned to Angel.
That's a good point, about the leather covers. I'd have to make sure I remove them before devouring the books. I would not want to be anything like murderer!Willow. Perhaps I should rethink this whole book-eating thing.
Wow, you really have thought this through. I am most impressed. Mmm presents, chocolate, this cage is sounding very inviting. Of course, the book-eating is sounding less inviting, and if I'm not a threat to the books I won't need to be in the cage, so I won't get any presents. Hmm ... This needs consideration. Perhaps I will threaten to eat the books, but not actually do it so I don't get ink-poisoning. That would work.
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Date: 2004-11-06 04:47 pm (UTC)See I was more invested in Angel than Buffy for a while, and Pregnant!Belly-dancing!Cordy was too much for my little heart to take. Luckily Buffy Season 7 was enough to counteract the damaging effects of that particular outfit, and indeed the preceeding Long Fur-lined Coat of Doom. Oh, and Angelus. What a disappointment. If he's only going to kill demons on-screen, they might has well slap his soul back on and call him Angel, which wasn't the point at all. Remember the sign he made for Faith? With spray-paint? When he made signs for Buffy, he used gypsy blood. Those were the days, I tell you. The days.
The fine line is the line where I want to protect both you and the books. I think the pages might be digested, but is consuming that much ink really the way to a longer, healthier life? You might get black hair and eyes like Evil!Willow, and that just leads to varicose veins. And you are vegetarian - what if the books are leather-bound? We could not allow it. I must save you from yourself.
Nina's cage was the Ritz compared to Justine's. Plus, there'll be no gags or manacles, which I seem to recall were a feature of Justine's imprisonment. You can even have internet access, though I'll block amazon in case you get the bright idea to have books delivered to you through the barred window. I've thought of every angle.
You are very good. You deserve presents and chocolate, and there will be much of both in your cage. Not as tasty as books, but just as filling. :)
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Date: 2004-11-06 04:59 pm (UTC)I was more invested in Angel s4 than Buffy s7 because Buffy s7 mostly sort of sucked, apart from Andrew. Pregnant!Belly-dancing!Cordelia was too much for anyone to take. And how could they not just *tell* that she was evil when she descended the stairs in that evilwear!gown, bought from soyouveturnedevil.com? I mean seriously, she might as well have had a big neon sign flashing "EVIL!" over her head. Angelus was a wuss, yes, I agree. But it was better than Buffy and her "everyone sucks but me and my Spikeykins. You can all die for the greater good, except my Spikeykins who I wuv." F*** that s***. Anyway, yes, s7 did not fulfil me, so I turned to Angel.
That's a good point, about the leather covers. I'd have to make sure I remove them before devouring the books. I would not want to be anything like murderer!Willow. Perhaps I should rethink this whole book-eating thing.
Wow, you really have thought this through. I am most impressed. Mmm presents, chocolate, this cage is sounding very inviting. Of course, the book-eating is sounding less inviting, and if I'm not a threat to the books I won't need to be in the cage, so I won't get any presents. Hmm ... This needs consideration. Perhaps I will threaten to eat the books, but not actually do it so I don't get ink-poisoning. That would work.