Duh

[emony]

Aw, man. I just fell off the bed with the most almighty scream, almost landed on (and crushed) my phone, and almost spilled milk all over my computer. My flatmate came running in, thinking I'd died in some horrible accident. I may have broken some toes, a knee, a wrist (but probably not).

Note to self: You are too old to dance on the bed.