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[emony]

God, Peter Andre and Jordan or whatever she's calling herself these days really are life-size Barbie and Ken dolls, only more plastic.

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[misssimm.livejournal.com]

*snigger* so true

[indehed.livejournal.com]

and they're now BREEDING.

the world is doomed.

[meebles.livejournal.com]

Gah! And have you seeeeen the advert they've done for their story in OK! Magazine?! "We're 'avin a babaaay!" *shudders*

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Except Peter Andre probably doesn't have Y-fronts moulded onto his body.

[emony.livejournal.com]

I feel so sorry for that poor child. A cross between Barbie and Ken - it doesn't bear thinking about.

[emony.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was on just before I wrote this post. Hideous stuff.

[emony.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, hence our being "blessed" by the forthcoming birth of his spawn with Barbie.

[kangaruth.livejournal.com]

Isn't "Skipper" the offspring of Barbie and Ken?

Still, at least the plastic parts aren't passed along genetically. Do you think if it's a girl they'll have her breasts surgically enhanced at birth?

[celestialwillow.livejournal.com]

I run from the room now when it comes on. Once was enough! :(

[celestialwillow.livejournal.com]

Skipper is Barbie's kid sister, although I don't know why I even know that. I played with Sindy.

[kangaruth.livejournal.com]

Aaah, that explains that one. I was mildly concerned when I heard Barbie had a new boyfriend that Skipper would be the child of a broken home.

But isn't there a baby-Barbie doll too? Is that also her sister? Isn't Barbie a little old for a baby sister?

I had a couple of Barbies and a Sindy - I used to play Cinderella, with the Barbies as Sindy's ugly sisters!

[celestialwillow.livejournal.com]

No idea. There was a Sindy baby, I had it, but I found a bit too creepy.

Maybe baby Barbie is a cousin or a niece? Of course, perhaps Barbies mother had her when she was much younger and then had baby-Barbie later?

It's all deep and meaningful! :)