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More magical gems from Boris J
The Minister for Magic, Boris Johnson, Tory candidate for some posharse safe seat I can't be bothered to look up, has posted in his blog again with an article he wrote for today's Telegraph.
He says: In the course of a largely inglorious 1997 election campaign, I had one moment of canvassing magic. - Magic, huh? It's amusing on its own really, because he then goes on to describe how he tricked some poor woman into voting Tory by confusing (confunding? You decide..) her into thinking that Labour were Tories and the Tories were Labour. But it's apparently Labour we can't trust, and the Tories are just peachy keen. Yeah. Whatever.
Also: It's Brair; it's Blown, and in this partnership Brown is wearing the trousers. This one isn't magic related, it's just funny. Boris, using pairing contraction form, to describe Tony/Gordon. Mwhaha. He doesn't mean in a pervy way, I think, but it's still funny.
He says: In the course of a largely inglorious 1997 election campaign, I had one moment of canvassing magic. - Magic, huh? It's amusing on its own really, because he then goes on to describe how he tricked some poor woman into voting Tory by confusing (confunding? You decide..) her into thinking that Labour were Tories and the Tories were Labour. But it's apparently Labour we can't trust, and the Tories are just peachy keen. Yeah. Whatever.
Also: It's Brair; it's Blown, and in this partnership Brown is wearing the trousers. This one isn't magic related, it's just funny. Boris, using pairing contraction form, to describe Tony/Gordon. Mwhaha. He doesn't mean in a pervy way, I think, but it's still funny.